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Funny pages no eyes6/12/2023 ![]() ![]() A man goes to the eye doctor, sits down, and the receptionist asks why he’s there.Shocked, the man says, “Well, eye’ll be!” “I bet you can’t.” With that, the magician turns the man into an eyeball. “Prove to me that you can do magic,” says the skeptic. A magician runs into a man who doesn’t believe in magic.Why are potatoes better for your vision than carrots?.Patient: “I keep getting a stabbing pain in my eye every time I drink coffee.”ĭoctor: “Have you tried taking the spoon out of the cup first?”.What do you call a lotion that makes your eyes wet?.When the cold winter wind makes them water. ![]() ![]() What do you call it when an optician runs a two-for-one glasses special?.Why did the optometrist decide to go into real estate?.Patient: “Doctor, I’ve got mustard in my eyes, and I can’t see a thing!”ĭoctor: “Any other symptoms?” Patient: “No, but I have the strangest feeling this has happened before.” Doctor: “French mustard?” Patient: “Yes, why?” Doctor: “It’s dijon view.”.What is it called when you poke your eye while putting on safety goggles?.What happens after you rub ketchup in your eyes?.To which the optometrist replies, “Perfect - you’ve got 2020 vision!” “I see empty airports, empty football fields, closed theaters, and closed pubs,” he says. A man goes to the optometrist for his eye test and is asked what he can see.“Between you and me, there’s something that smells.” What did the right eye say to the left eye?.What do you say if they only have one eye?.What do you say to a pirate with two eyes?.Guess who I bumped into on the way to the eye doctor.How many eye doctors does it take to change a lightbulb?.What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?. ![]()
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